Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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