Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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