Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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