Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
