Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
