got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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