he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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