just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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