morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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