That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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