How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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