Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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