I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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