what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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