Where did you get a picture of my penis
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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