Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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