i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We need to rekindle our bromance
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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