so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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