Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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