Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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