I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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