they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
4 words: hood of his car
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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