So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize