Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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