ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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