You're so nebulous sometimes
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
