people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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