Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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