i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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