We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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