its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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