How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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