Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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