I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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