No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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