I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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