Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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