How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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