AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
smell my finger.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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