Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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