like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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