and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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