should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Houston, we have a blender
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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