Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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