yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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