So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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