My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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