and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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