actually, I'm a sock model
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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