the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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