We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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