that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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