So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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