quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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