and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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