if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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