i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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